The best part is that it's a coffin. Even if they get to the surface, they are still bolted in from the outside. Also it has no flares, no redundancies, no balloon that floats up, absolutely no backups in case anything goes wrong. No reasonable person would look at this and think: "Yep! Perfect excursion for my vacation!"
What do you call three billionaires trapped at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
(with apologies to lawyers, who were the OG subject of this joke)
while i do have some empathy for them. if you were homeless theyd walk right over top of you on their way to spend $250,000 to view the titanic from a morons submarine and not even think about helping.
Guys, I’m making a new submarine. Can you tell Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk I’d really like them on board? Anyone with a yacht is welcome.
Maybe it was intentional and Bezos is next
Their customers had infinite money to spend and they still didn't build a top of the line submarine. Absolutely deserving of a Darwin Award.
If anyone is interested in the specifics of why the titan expedition was a terrible idea, here is a video of a submarine pilot/expert explaining it in detail based off the information that is public.
TLDW: a lot
Disclaimer: I know nothing about submarines or anything of the sort. I make no claim regarding the legitimacy of this video.
While I'm against capitalists as much as the next person here, wishing death on them is a bit harsh.
Am I a bad person for laughing at this?
I have to admit that I'm more than a little tired of the entitlement of billionaires.
Real life iron lung
If Elon Musk had a single hair on his balls, he'd get a submarine.
I'm out of the loop on this. Was the sub actually controlled by a Logitech game controller?
The 90s kid in me was like "Logitech, OK, solid choice"
Immediately shared this, great job OP
Should have gone for the 8bitDo
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