When there is no rock around, it can opt for Stephen Fry instead.

Saw a tiktok Instagram about a kakapo once. The phrase lives rent-free in my head: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJt_wHSCfxW/

Translated from german:

The kakapo is the fluffiest mistake evolution never deleted. The stupid Kakapo. Everything about him screams: "I was never meant to survive". He is fat, he can't fly and he walks like an old stool with wheels build out of moss.

In dangerous situations he just stands still. His survival instinct is "acting as if he im not there". His biggest enemy? Everything! Cats, dogs, rats even time...

Poor kakapo!

After reading the descriptions here, how DO they survive? I'm assuming on some island where they have no significant predators?

Replace "dig a hole" with "live in mom's basement" and this describes another common species as well.

Am I a kakapo??

Ok, but on New Zealand there were no land predators, only air and water predators, so digging a hole or staying still in the dense forest was a good survival strategy.

Relatable.

Its name is "poo" twice. Fitting.

I feel personally attacked.

@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net Dis your cousin?