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submitted 2 weeks ago by agavaa@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

Alt text: Screenshot of AI Facilitator's summary of a meeting from chat: With about 10 minutes left, please focus on these key items to make the most of our remaining time: Clarify any outstanding action items or decisions that need to be finalized before we end. Confirm next steps or follow-up responsibilities for participants. Summary of discussion so far The conversation has covered a wide range of topics, with some references to technical issues, project updates, and logistical matters. Several points remain unclear or unresolved, and there is a need to consolidate agreements and ensure everyone is aligned.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago

Let's leverage the key learnings into win-win scenarios by applying state of the art technologies to create shareholder value!

[-] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago

But have you involved all relevant stakeholders?

[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

Might need to circle back on that one.

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Needs more synergies.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] mech@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I just wanted flag this for you

[-] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks all.

[-] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget to ideate solutions so we can down select for optimal performance.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are we no longer doing synergy?

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago

So helpful. Gemini once summarized a VM from my kid (who is autistic and doesn't speak super well) as a "long, rambling and incoherent message" with no attempt to decipher what was said. We will not be replaced by AI anytime soon.

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

What a novel way for google to accomplish something kinda fucked up. The applications of ai truly know no bounds

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"long, rambling and incoherent message"

Now I am genuinely curious how would AI summarise Trump speaches 😂

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If AI was reliably accurate it would be [incoherent dementia ranting]

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf that's messed up. I'm sorry that happened to yall. That's very dehumanizing

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! It was pretty funny - even at the time. Although, yeah, pretty dehumanizing.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it’s AI. It doesn’t even know what it is.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

summarized a VM

A virtual machine? Is it still fun to dereference jargon the first time it's mentioned?

[-] YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Voice mail?

[-] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's verbal meltdown?

[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

lol Yes we will. Many have already been replaced.

People NEED to realize how stupid and greedy capitalists are...

It doesn't have to be even comparable to the employee's actual output to replace them. It just has to make executives think it can, and since when did executives ever actually understand what they're employees do or how hard it is?

They're so deep in the ELIZA effect that they thoroughly believe this kind of problem is as easy as adding a couple instructions to fix.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago

It’s just a data grab on open ai’s part

[-] agavaa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, absolutely. Some coworkers don't understand it though.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago

How long until the meeting content is condensed into a score that is used on performance reviews?

"Well, Bob, you're a diligent worker and your output is on par with your peers, but your Teams Meeting Quality Quotient is sub par. Among other things the Facilitator(TM) has noted a tendency to not use the entire allotted meeting time, and that the actions it automatically identified aren't being marked complete on the Teams AI Task Board. That looks really bad. It also says your meetings have 12% higher off topic content than your peers citing an increase to 15% correlating with March Madness. Though it is notable that the 60/40 split of male/female voices speaking is above the company mandate of 70/30, so that's good."

[-] fascicle@leminal.space 20 points 2 weeks ago

Now your meetings that should have been and email are sent as an email

[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, how helpful! Let's spend another trillion on this super-intelligence!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Wow. I could code up that "AI" in an afternoon, and I wouldn't even need an LLM for it.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Same shit goes on in these meetings forever but now you have to pay a monthly subscription for colour commentary. Only in america.

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Facilitator is actually a pretty decent feature. It works pretty well for recurring meetings with a set agenda. The message shown is not very useful, but the automatic notes and summary are usually fairly good.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

But that's not something you need an LLM for...

[-] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Still more helpful than my PM

[-] angeld@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sumarize? A inexistent meet is better than a non necesary meet.

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