I would think they first would have to actually release the feature.

Anyone who still thinks he's a genius should be mocked mercilessly.

Surprised it didn't happen sooner.

And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.

Kinda a crazy move considering that they were charging 8k for "fsd" before, and are moving to a monthly subscription of a hundred bucks a month.

You would have to own your Tesla for six and a half years for them to make the same return. My guess is that the hundred dollars a month is just the initial price which will drastically inflate over time. That or they are just going to raise prices by 8k and still charge you a subscription cost anyways....

If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.

$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.

Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade

Tesla: subscribe to your own demise.

🤣🤣🤣

I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I'm a fool!

You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.

On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”

Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂

How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.

Another Musk business model that'll die... But not before he grifts stupid shareholders...

Didn't need another reason not to buy a Tesla but I've got one.

Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?

Wasn't it already? Fucking Tesla is so damn confusing on how the hell this shit works. Every 2 months it changes, price changes, how the use it changes, and if they even get it. God I'm so glad I wouldn't ever buy one of those shit boxes.

So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?

No thanks, Nazi.

Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today's companies...

Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they're Tesla fanboys.

“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”

Good maybe people will stop using it then. What am I saying they bought a Tesla of course they're going to keep using it.

Poor middle class people will start taking out car loans to buy Tesla. Just like the iPhone phenomena

Leave the World Behind is a documentary.