this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Without Locutus and if the Admiral sent in all ships at once instead of doing wave attacks, maybe?

I'm basing everything I know on this fan edit, which if you haven't watched, you should.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been meaning to watch that. Now I've got one more reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's good, definitely recommend it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When will part 2 come damnit?!

The preludes should also be watched! Part 1, Part 2.

Edit: Full series playlist, which will probably be updated with the release of Part 2 of the main story.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The guy is literally Best of Both Worlds Mr. Worf Fire-ing us 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you...Kevin is back at Starbase 9 where you left him

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Breaking the temporal prime directive: If we hurry, we can save the Saratoga before Sisko loses his wife!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know why but my brain immediately did one of those 'what if' things and the 'what if' this time was "What if Siskos wife survives and he decides to leave Starfleet to spend more time with his family and then Starfleet puts Barclay in charge of DS9?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Dominion doesn't stand a chance against the mastermind tactics of Commander Broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

All he'd have to do is give the Dominion a Federation holodeck!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Would Sisko still be the Emissary of the Prophets or would that duty to fall to Barclay? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh god it got worse...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was going to say he'd be emissary by blood since his mother was a prophet (kinda), but they don't exactly "get" time, so there's every chance that with effect preceeding cause, they'd go back and possess barclay's ma instead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Another day, another broken timeline.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heard they holdin' some of that good good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Seriously. Steal it. I need some. Replicator doesn't give it the right flavor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many Jeffrey Combs you got on there?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're fine then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't think the Enterprise-C was at Wolf 359.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Enterprise-C had been presumed lost several years earlier, how many other Ambassador Class beasts were spearheading that battle, along with a flank of Excelsiors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Registration number doesn't check out. That's just some common Ambassador-class.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's an older code sir, but it checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm still waiting for the YouTube series to actually happen. I hope it doesn't get axed by the rightsholders.