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You guys have sex?
"You guys are getting depression and bills?"
Do you wanna trade some depression and bills for sex? Plenty of depression and bills here
Two and a half out of three, guess I'm doing all right.
I'll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️
Let me introduce you to your friend Palmala Handerson
It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.
And three to file for divorce.
Often, sex isn't included either, just fapping.
That’s the joke, yes
Y'all are into sex and are depressed?
It's called "tear jerking", apparently.
That’s not true; there’s also work. Although sometimes that fits under depression.
"You guys pay bills?"
Believe me, we would, if we could
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this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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