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[–] 217 points 2 years ago (15 children)

I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it's too far away to actually eat.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    If that's supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should only be about as dark as the white wall behind it.

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I call bullshit. It's not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Kevin w a gun

    Kevin finds your lack of Trek... disturbing

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.

    THAT'S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

    Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.

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    That's by far the most disturbing thing about this post. The movie is 2.35:1. This looks even closer to square than 4:3. If you watched the movie with this framing you'd be missing more than half the movie.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Unfortunately, by the time widescreen formats for home viewing became common Star Wars was butchered into a shadow of its former self, so unless you're going to sail the high seas you've got to pick your poison.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why do they have the pizza at their feet? Wtf is wrong with those people?

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I see you're watching the holodeck episode where Captain Reynolds battles Captain Picard for Kirk's seat on the flight deck.

    Excellent episode.!

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    “Where is Kevin? Is he safe? Is he alright?”

    Peak cinema 🥺

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I love that scene.. Kirk is like,"you are not my father" and then Vader is like "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" and Amidala turns out to be his grandma

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You really want to see the world burn. This is like the episode in ENT where captain Archer for the first time after the time war saw a Dalek and Rose is like "what is this" and Archer is like "I thought they were gone for good" or something. Don't hate me if I got the quote wrong.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    You idiot, that's not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80's called 'Star Search'. I'd recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker's first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    What exactly is going on in the background of the Death Star there? Are those windows? People working late night office jobs? Are those just a bunch of lit panels going beep-boop? Is there some technician who glances up at them occasionally and goes "Ah, shit. The samouflange (what the fuck is a samouflange?) is out on the megacondenser! Rob, could you please run a parse on panel A5D and get that boy blinky again?" and Rob is like, "You're right, Michael. I hardly noticed."

    EDIT: Apparently it's Cloud City. I recall this now. I'm honestly shocked that everyone has been so civil about this.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Nice vegan pizza to go with your star track.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Just wait until you get to Star Trek Atlantis! I'm not NOT saying that Ford Prefect is a Cylon, but wait 'til you see what Bender has to say about it!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    That's the episode where Picard reveals that he's Spocks father right?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I love that episode of the muppets!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Oh, Kevin's not until Episode VIII.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Kevin fights the Borg

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Here is a DallE rendering of the same setup that maybe is less offensive.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Brave to put a pizza in a paper box ontop of your sheets.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah yes, after this scene they gonna battle star galactica!

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