Porkchop sandwiches!

Ah hell naw, wassup dog?

Look at all your different colored hats!

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Help computer.

When you realize your VPN isn’t on.

I should probably bind that or something.

Does your mother still hang out at dock side bars?

Johnny… do you play baseball?

Need a link to a torrent that is all old memes

Who wants a body massage?

I’m a computer

I'd quote my favorite but I can't since there's no real dialogue. The one where Barbacue climbs through the window making incomprehensible noises and disintegrates the two kids, that one just cracks me up.

PUT DOWN THE TORRENT!

Actually I am just seeding at the moment, sir.

Nice catch, blanco niño!