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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

yeah, they play the piao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's piano without the 'no' put on.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This whole meme has more chromosomes than a special needs kid bus.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guitarist: the liquid is whiskey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey now, don't call me out like that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a brassist and that stuff usually ends up on your or your neighbors shoes and clothes, or the floor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Trumpet players dumping their spit valves on the floor all around their feet never ceases to disgust me lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

They are marking their territory.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think more disgusting would be if they collected it in a little cup and drank it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I play tuba, not really that gross, everyone does it in my band

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pianist here, can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Violist and yes, this is accurate

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mind explaining that one? I came to the comments specifically to see why violinists would say that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it’s a joke about how there are never parts for the viola.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not really; if you ask a brass player, violists have more than enough to do. I meant it more like a standard viola joke that there is nothing going on in their heads :P

edit: fixed typo
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are they known for being dumb?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The violin is a lot more prestigeful and has more difficult parts than the viola, so violinists kind of see them as those who wanted to play the violin but weren't good enough. I guess it actually has to do more with the fact that nobody ever notices the viola since they are awkwardly in the middle, and that they therefore have less motivation to bother to count bars or play correctly in general. Either way they do tend to either forget to play or play the wrong notes every once in a while.

More information at Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

violist, ah, I misread the op as violinist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Do you just not drink water?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was having a good time checking each one out, then the I got to the bassoonist and lost it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Here, have a hot bassoon pic you didn't ask for

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another pic you didn't ask for (bonus points if you can name the piece)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The notes make me want to say Alhambra, but the pieces of text I see look more like the man with no name theme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C'mon, it's about the most famous bassoon solo there is

(hint: it's in tenor clef)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll have to forgive, my I played clarinet, and my classical training ended almost 20 years ago. Bassoonery? Maybe the halls of the mountain king?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's the opening of The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinsky :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ewwwwww brassist 😵‍💫 lololol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a trumpetist, I swear bro, it's just condensation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

+ for percussionist :)