Ha ha ha, silly modern life. Remember the old days when you'd get up to read the news paper, then go work at your accounting job looking at pages upon pages of handwritten accounts, then curl up with a good book?

"How was your paperwork today dear?"

"Great! I'm glad to take a break from all that paper so I can finish my big paper and get to the collection of smaller papers."

"Oh, I forgot, here's another paper that was delivered to the house today."

"Special paper? Splendid!"

Way too accurate

Silly moths...

This would be good as the first thing to tell the aliens when they ask us what we all do all day.