Sounds tasty. I can vouch for lemons undergoing a similar transformation. Wrap them in foil, seal it really well, and chuck them near a fire or bbq. They come out soft, sweet, and delicious.

Like, in the middle of the fire? For how long? Wanna try it in the future

Roasted pineapple is delicious. Coat it on some brown sugar, roast it, then carve off the toasted bits. Repeat.

Mother of pineapples

Heated objects glow the same colors no matter what they are made of

True only if light emissions aren't dominated by chemical effects or filtered by structural effects. Plenty of materials burn at different colors. Although if you wait out the chemical reactions and keep it heated, it does eventually end up with just blackbody radiation too 🤷

But corrected by emissivity factor. Emissivity factor is also not constant, and changes as both a function of material and temperature. Probably associated with band gap fluctuating wrt. Temperature

Unless it is a gray body. For somewhat accurate measurements you must do math.

Aluminium doesn't glow, even when molten though?

That makes sense. The specific heat of water is a real bastard to overcome.

I'm personally skeptical of laser based weapons, given that they have one wavelength. once one is developed and deployed, it will be trivial to paint drones with a reflective paint specific for that wavelength.

The results is a nation investing 100s of millions on a weapon, that once deployed will be countered by 1000s $ of spray paint.

imagine if you could get a t-shirt that could deflect a any bullet. that's what still happen with laser based weapons.

ooo, i never thought of using blue tape the way he does, to keep crumbs and shit off a surface i was going to be finishing/sealing later. that's a good idea

edit: also i guess if i show up to a protest strapped in cukes, you all now knnow why

If the steam doesn't get you, the enzymes breaking down your proteins would surely give you horrible skin irritation.

I hurt my knee; can I remain seated?

Don't worry. It's a black deck, so the graveyard is exactly where the pineapple wants to be.

and what happened to the card

Ya, it's all a big lie brought to you by billionaire dragons. They're just trying to get you to wrap yourself in a tasty garnish so that they get a nice citrus flavor once they are done roasting you.

You’ll have to keep moist and wet. Oh so wet.