Where's your bathroom?

"Downstairs you can't miss it."

I mean, I was once or twice in the situation where I really needed to shit and was scared whether I would make it to my toilet and I would've really appreciated a shitter on the stairs.

Looks like a weird nightmare.

Don't you hate getting to that 10th step and thinking "I'm not gonna make 10 more steps before I shit myself... if only there were a shitter right HERE...."

Where the sink

How long after that was installed did some dude try to Kobe his piss from the top?

“Ope, lemme sneak right past ya there, eh.”

Oh, those Russians.