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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about some Klingon foreplay?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This IS sex!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Quark can tell you all about that

[-] HobbitFoot 3 points 2 years ago

That's some vanilla shit.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm here to read, not to breed

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

He has an elegant confidence

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Interesting kink

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

8 Oo-mox from Moogie

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy crap I read that in his voice

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

RIP to your back.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's not even close!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  1. Hands down.

"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This is quality content.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He's funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I'm not one to judge.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

7 All of the above

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about licking the head spooooooon clean

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I could always use a good massage.

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