Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
That's too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
A night with jadzia
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

Definitely 6
"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."
Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He's funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.
The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.
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