just don't get married then. christ. we need an /r/arethestraightsokay.

I hate my wife! Amirite bros?

Father why can I not click book????

Don’t worry, they hated you before you called them fat.

Bro excavated this from 2007 Facebook

A demotivational poster meme, I haven't seen one of these in ages.

Also, treat your spouse with respect and they're likely to treat you the same. Treat them like this and enjoy losing half your shit.

Oh no it's boomer humor

I thought we all moved on from boomer humor

Shit take op

Crudely drawn boomer comics incoming