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[–] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The back pain due to injury is true, but the reason he sat down that way isn’t because of that. Frakes confirmed in an interview that he did it because he thought that would showcase Riker’s cockiness. Nobody stopped him from doing it, so it stuck.

The back injury, however, is the reason behind the “Riker Lean”.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    His maneuver is only impressive when you realize he does it for the challenge of not hitting the chair over with his massive genitalia.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Hits the chair? Dude wipes the top with his sack every time. Notice how no one else ever sits anywhere he's been.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    After marking his territory those beta males instinctively avoid sitting on a chair filled with his signature Alpha musk.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The fun part is watching to see who sits in it next, and how fast they jumped to get there.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Oh this is going to make my TNG rewatch very interesting...

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    Just taken aback... I mean I had to dodge to avoid being smacked across the face by his ample bulge.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Kovich! Still can't believe they got fucking Cronenberg to play him.

    It's also why Picard had him manually dock the saucer section. Heard No1 was packing not just a hog but a whole butchers shop. Figured he'd see if it was true by whether he could manipulate some extreme girth.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Was kinda hopeful they'd give him an episode of Disco to write/direct featuring some sort of psycho-sexual/body horror monstrosity.

    Existenz (1999)

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    For the curious, it was actually chronic back pain or something like that. That was the least painful way to sit

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    See, I feel heard in this. Not to brag, but I'm 6'4" and "things" are proportional. I sometimes step over stuff that others wouldn't, but I'd hesitate at a chair. There's too much risk, he'd have to have a tight nutsack all the time.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    So what I'm hearing is "Hey, Stamets, I'm perfect. Wanna go on a date?"

    I'm loving the idea of you just striding around everything casually stepping over cars, walls and shopping malls but you get to one chair and go around it. See... this is why I need sleep.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean, if you're ever in North Texas...

    Yeah, I'm like a weird Godzilla that way. I pick up busses, but then I put them back down as I make my way to the center of town.

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