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About average for a flag shagger I suppose.
Flag shagger sounds very good. I’m keeping this one in mind.
I'll be honest. It looks more swiss to me.
swiss cross doesnt touch the edges
I know, but the danish cross feels less centered. It feels like a bad one of both.
so... an inverted english flag
Sure, but it's also a thick butt cross. It could be on one of those thicc moe communities here. It's got some chonk.
hot cross buns
It's a Savoie cross !
i can tell from your french exclamation mark that you are an expert on the region
The French use a space before exclamation marks? Huh. TIL!
And I feel that it reads better with this added space, but my auto-correct does not comply
I especially like that they're wearing masks with the correct configuration. They could have just looked at eachother and realised something wasn't right.
Like, in their lives?
For that one I think it's a little bit more than "something". More likely it's "everything"
The patriots are not sending their best.
Half the Union Jack's tied to lampposts round here are upside down... That's how patriotic they are.
how?
It's to do with the thicker white band on the x outline. The Union Jack has white outlines on the red X. The thicker of the white lines (which represents Scotland) needs to be in the top left of the x, if it's not, then the flag is upside down, or backwards.
No, I think they are.
Balaclava and exposed tattoos. Bunch of geniuses.
Also running off to their distinctive German car...
Exactly what I thought of, too
In the excitement of national pride that has reached fever pitch in recent days, one Englishman accidentally pledged their allegiance to Denmark
Speaking as a Dane, you guys can have the racist idiot back if he's anything like most nationalists..
Or perhaps you should show up and demand gold from them.
Good point! Got a longboat and crew I can borrow?
Flag shaggers aren't known for their high intelligence...
Rarely do you see something more fitting for this comm 😅
In the excitement of national pride
Read that as excrement at first. Then realised that it's probably quite fitting.
Wait till they find out that St George was born in what is now Turkey
Probably in solidarity with Denmark against Trump aggression.
It's always the nationalists that know nothing about the nation they pretend to protect
Idiots
It looks more like a Savoy cross than Danish.
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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