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[–] 32 points 3 years ago (9 children)

To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

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  • [+] 50 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago

    They’ll also use the customer donations in their own marketing materials with carefully chosen wording.

    “We put $X in the hands of X charity!” Sounds cute, until you realize why they don’t say they “donated $X” instead. It’s because it’s often not their money or donation.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Yeah if they really fucking cared, the machine would ask “how much of our profit in this sale should we donate to charity.”

    Then you don’t pay anything extra, and they can take the tax write off. (And lose the profit.)

    Lol of course they will never do this.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    They definitely don't profit but don't donations lighten a corporation's tax liability?

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    I always ask if there's a price match from the company which there often isn't.

    The few times they say yes, I follow up with asking if there's a cap on the match.

    If there's a match and no cap, I'll usually donate.

    But 1,000,000 fuck nos to donation if there isn't a match or if they are capping that shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    I said that to my wife at Petsmart just yesterday. They asked on the register to donate to some pet charity and I said, "why can't Petsmart just use some of their bajillion dollars in profits to pay for it? Why are they asking me to give money to their charity when I've already paid them money?"

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Funny, Sneakers is cınsidered expensive in my country. #ThanksErdogan

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    I'm sorry you have to endure that man child's populist politics :/

    But I wouldn't consider Snickers to be a cheap dinner either. For the same money you can easily buy some rice and a few veggies and have an actual dinner instead.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Me who exclusively uses self checkout and never does this (in no small part due to the no button being bright red.)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    "do i look like i have 5$?"

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  • [+] 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)
  • [–] [S] 37 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    Bruh, you are lost. This is /c/memes, not real life

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago* (4 children)

    You're telling me, that the text you wrote for the title was just an imaginary conversation that happened in your head? It's not real?!

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    This life is not real. We are each a flit of an image in an Eldritch God's dream. Life is meaningless. There is a reason that our central nervous system looks like a jellyfish-type thing. It is because we are truly made in our slumbering god's image and our bodies are only vessels to hide this image from other, awake gods. The god only knows slumber. And memes.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    But what makes a meme, a meme? Or funny in this case. Most if not all good memes have to be relatable, so your meme is kinda related to real life. I mean, for some people, your meme is relatable in their life.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    It's relatable in the sense that many would like to say that but don't

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Yes, I'll donate it to my savings. Thanks for asking

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