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[-] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

No, seriously, what is it?

If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Hollywood couples after a fight.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

....green cucumber, please.

I'm sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

... wait that's not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone's...

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Are we talking about the iris again?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yep, pupil.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hulk is a dick. 😔

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Angry.. Expand.. It has to be ego, right?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Hopefully your overuse of "h" doesn't.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
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I mean he is pretty dumb so...

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Are we talking per axis or combined

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

The Hulk is such a debt.

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4X? That's nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Comparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

A puffer fish right?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

That's his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.

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