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concussy rule (lemmy.one)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.

I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.

I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

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[–] 13 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™...

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    • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The brilliant thing is that even "I'm in my concussion era" is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side

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    • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb.

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