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concussy rule (lemmy.one)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Instead of X say Y

| have a concussion = I'm in my bonked-up state.

I'm concussed = I'm all bonked up.

My brain is bruised = I've got a BrainBonk TM.

I'm in my concussion era = It's serving gonked gourd.

My concussion may affect the quality of my work = Getting my concussy slonked silly style.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I gotta figure out how to verbally do a ™...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

tee em

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Have a Ｔ tattooed on your right palm and an Ｍ on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Best solution right here

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I just say trade mark

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The brilliant thing is that even "I'm in my concussion era" is an absolutely ridiculous sentence and yet still goes on the left hand side

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Frfr

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Before I speak to anyone I just let them know that I have the big dumb.

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