The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he's sick sorry.
I'm the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down
No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.
Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot
we moved to the denny's down the block
I thought Denny's is for winners ๐
it's an american restaurant, of course not
fella fell for the honey pot
Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti
This you?
Not as bald, but yeah
I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now
We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away
Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow
It was scary either way! We were scared
Sorry, I'm busy giving my personal information to the feds
Hey, we're at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.
I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.
Probably at home making their Switch 2 launch day protest signs like I asked them to.
So far I got "No Joy from these Cons" with a picture of Miyamoto and Aonuma behind bars.
The counter-revolution has begun. Our strength and influence grow.
Sorry, the invite said "no liberals"
Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned
Oh fuck, that was today!?
Bacon narwhal
935 Pennsylvania, right?
Sorry pooped my pants
I was at the meetup in Jakarta. I spent a lot of money flying there!!
Popping
*pooping
badposting
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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