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Did you give me the wrong time again? kitty-birthday-sad

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm the trans girl, I hope that narrows things down

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

The FBI agent that handles my case file was supposed to give me a ride but he's sick sorry.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

No, the hotel, not the landscaping place.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Ahah you have fallen into my honeypot fedposting

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

we moved to the denny's down the block

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I thought Denny's is for winners ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

it's an american restaurant, of course not

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Oh fuck, that was today!?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

We all saw a scary looking owl and ran away

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Oh fuck thats what that was? I thought it was a crow

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It was scary either way! We were scared

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I told you we are on Burkina Faso time now

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Chilling at home in my undies, eating some spaghetti

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Not as bald, but yeah

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

fella fell for the honey pot

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Sorry, I'm busy giving my personal information to the feds

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I think the CIA handler made the mistake on the meeting spot instead of the time now.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hey, we're at a second location! Just head for the helipad and ask Adolf Himmler-Garcia to fly you over.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Sorry, the invite said "no liberals"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Oh shidd oh fugg ive been owned

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We're still cleaning the piss out of the walls from last time

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

What have you got against piss?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ever wonder if they'd let you into more places if you weren't covered in dirt?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

It's discrimination. I should be allowed to dress however I want.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Probably at home making their Switch 2 launch day protest signs like I asked them to.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So far I got "No Joy from these Cons" with a picture of Miyamoto and Aonuma behind bars.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The counter-revolution has begun. Our strength and influence grow.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Sorry pooped my pants

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

935 Pennsylvania, right?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I was at the meetup in Jakarta. I spent a lot of money flying there!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Bacon narwhal

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
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