all 9 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 7 points 2 years ago

Mediocre earl gray: The replicator produces a tea bag and a cup of lukewarm water.

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Also Picard when ordering at a crummy American-Chinese restaurant: "Make it (General) Tso."

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago
    [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Captain Picard is well known for saying "make it so" in response to a suggested course of action.

    He is also known for enjoying tea, frequently ordering "tea, Earl Gray, hot" from the replicator.

    This meme is a pun combining those two phrases.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    This is how a dad joke is told. In a conversation.
    Bravo

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Only as a cry for help if he’s been possessed by space ghosts or whatever

  • source