Fixed that for you:

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol