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[+] 143 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago*

    Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not unless there's a whole bunch of it, we're not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you're correct.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's an extremely addictive chemical as well. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life

    It's there hope for me‽

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, I'm sorry. You only have years to live.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Dihydrogen Monoxide

    What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid... 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My God... They look just like flakes of frozen water!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.

    "Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions"

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    I'm sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nanobots‽

    Sorcery‽

    interrobang :)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It's a fun symbol with a fun name but I'm not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use "!?" for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they're saying themselves and "?!" for rhetorical or emotional questions.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Do you think it's conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they're just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    *frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park

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