Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.

I've heard that it's so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.

Not unless there's a whole bunch of it, we're not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you're correct.

Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.

Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!