Be quiet!

No offence, but it might be better than the situation we have

Also - what kind of swallow are you referring to?

I always thought so too because of movies and games. One-handed swords were only about 3 lbs, and two-handed swords, like the one she found, were only around 6 lbs. Even zweihander was under 10 lbs. Crazy.

https://workingtheflame.com/heaviest-swords-in-history/

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this little girl was to carry Excalibur. That is why she is now our Queen

I visited a museum where there you could handle exact replicas of the swords and maces they had on display. The edges were blunt and the short chains they were attached to were bolted to the stone floor, so no one could steal them or do any damage with them.

But if you knelt down, you could get the feel of wielding them in action. One handed sword was really light and even my then 13-year old son could handle the two handed one.

I had read that they weren't heavy, but I was still very surprised how light they actually were.

Nah not really. Video games try to make big weapons seem super heavy because it needs to be done for balance usually. But you don't want your weapons heavy. Heavy weapons are slow. Slow people are dead.

This is a common misconception from their depictions in the movies showing the characters treating them like hammers, both in terms of how they swing them and sometimes in terms of how they hit enemies with the blade never cutting anything.

Queen, dark and terrible as the sea. all shall love her And despair.

"You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship!" runs through my mind a lot lately

Only the Greys with their breeding program know the real truth.

the sword never tarnishes, because it's built with the hopes and dreams of all People

Yeah last king brits got was already old as fuck. This one has a good shot for a new record.

We now have a new Queen.

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You had me at bint.