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[-] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago

Listen, strange women wadin' in ponds 'n'discoverin' swords's no basis for a system of government!

[-] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Help! Help! I’m being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Bloody peasant!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

No offence, but it might be better than the situation we have

Also - what kind of swallow are you referring to?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This one's a crossbreed but based on it's coconut carrying abilities it seems to best resemble what one might expect from an African swallow.

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