I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

By the power of podcasts, I have become equipped to handle the Sisyphean daily tasks. I used to dread them, now I don't mind them at all.

What's so bad about the laundry if you have a washing machine?

This is why I always wash dishes as soon as I am done with them. Sure it might take longer but it means that they always get done.

use paper plates for most things when nobody is around

Oh nice, a phone wallpaper that both sums up a fraction of my anxiety AND reminds me to stop procrastinating!

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Two dishwashers, take the clean dishes out of one and when done put them into the other.

In perfect balance, as all things should be.