Programmer: 2 + 2 is 3.99999999999999999

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

22 obviously

My former coworker when he was driving: "yeah, it's 4, but it's safe to drive 8. almost runs into a tram"

Roadman: 2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 QUICK MATHS!