I installed Arch

I saw an unfiltered dark web internet comic and it turned me gay.

I took one look at a trans woman, and I was immediately infected by the woke mind virus.

Its one of the most effective ways to prevent male pattern baldness.

Always heard it "crazy cat lady". By the time I heard "crazy cat gentleman", I was in too deep.

It was too hard to get ahead as a straight white dude and I wanted some of that woke privilege

I found the cutest dog at the shelter, but the sign said "will bite men".

A game asked me if I was a boy or girl, I chose girl and have since committed to the bit.

• I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian.
• I kept fighting with my wife over the air conditioning.
• To get better at karaoke.

I work in a supermarket and the clothing department barely has any options for men, so I decided to transition to more effectively use my staff discount

Like a true gamer, I only play on hard mode.

Conservatives talking about trans people so much infected me with the trans

Lost a bet.

As one of us is a poet we saw our lives as not tragic enough to write about anymore. So we transitioned.

I never had a choice, I was forcefully transed by my leftist parents who made me wear my older sister's clothes when I was a child.

Well I'm already disabled and vegan so I figured this was the next logical stpe in making life complicated.

i missclicked when sims 4 asked for the pronouns of my self insert. so i had to go with it.

I had to see If my highschool bullies were right. They were.

I got a girlfriend but she became gay so Iswitched gender so we don't break up.

The lengths I go to avoid swimming in public pools are unprecedented.

I was told it was a quick weight-loss solution.

wanted my parents to stop calling me and ask when i would visit them next time. but was too autistic to know how to tell them, that planning travels is hard work for my autistic ass.

I'm really a beta male that wants to be railed by a true alpha male, but the only way I can get that to happen is to have boobs and a vagina installed.

I wanted to make minecraft mods

I would have stood out if i was cis

I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.

To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3

I just wasn't anxious enough already

I’m no causal, so I decided to play life on hard mode.

Wanted to finally feel what it feels like to be desired.

oops, sorry, wrong answers only. Um, i meant, wanted to know what it feels like to get fetishized and railed.

ups, sorry, accidentally true again. Um, i meant, um, i like the pretty hair or sth.

Accidentally played Celeste

The DEX boost from skirts was just too good to pass up.

Difficulty wasn’t set high enough.

Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents

Joked about how if i ever get married, wedding attire would be mandatory drag, wanted to work on filling out a dress in advance.

Needed to grow breasts to fill out my dress for an office party

I wanted to learn Linux.

I had a Tab energy drink back in 2006 and I've been trapped ever since.

Lost a bet.

The benefits it affords me in society

I take my RP in games very seriously and was doing Recruitment Drive in OSRS

That list is god damn funny. Peak comedy.