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[+] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)
  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Chimpanzees and bonobos are separate species. Your boss cannot help you. You're on your own.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Bonobo: This motherfucker doesn't know algebra, I can tell.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    So Bonobos have more capacity to judge the topical authority of people than most people do. Very interesting.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    We should put one and a human handler in the white house to see how knowledgeable the new admistration is.

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  • [+] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [+] -43 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    "They can tell" implies "they can speak“. No they can’t. #Clickbait

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Colloquially, in English, "I can tell that..." directly translates to "I can discern/detect that...". An example would be in a game of poker, "I can tell that you're bluffing".

    The ability or desire to communicate what you have become aware of is irrelevant.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Let me guess humans are the only intelligence on the planet too huh

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Not the ones who use sign language, apparently.

    Or at least they can't tell you anything.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    This isn't intended as a correction, more of a relevant FYI:

    Primate's ability to sign has been wildly overstated. Koko the Gorilla was a lot closer to a chicken playing tick-tack-toe than Cesar from Planet of the Apes.

    Like the chicken, Koko's ability seemed dependent on the presence of her trainer. For example, her trainer would often explain that a nonsense word or sentence that the animal signed "rhymed" with what that she intended. Of course "rhyming" in sign language is a thing, but it works completely different than it does in speech.

    Chomsky was right, language is human firmware and cannot be taught to our cousins. The history of our effort to do are mostly stories of animal abuse peppered with some human tragedy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Oh, come on! Yes, that's true, but this isn't about language. It's about communication, but not language. Bonobos pick up on our subtle tells, if we are unaware of something, it's entirely possible that's because they can smell our emotional state. That's how dogs know. Animals aren't stupid, just extremely limited and surprisingly alien.

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