Ask me anything! I've seen others make AMAs, and since I've wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I'm just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?

Ask me anything you've always wanted to know about me, and I'll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It's too hard to tell at this point) answer.

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[–] 10 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Are you capable of licking your nose? And your elbow?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What about your nose, then your elbow?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    How did you become a communist? We need to tell the other tankies how to radicalize a normie.

    P.S. Autocorrect tried to turn normie into “Mormon” lol

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    does non-vegan mean you only eat meat?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Since you shouldn’t doxx yourself, tell me about everywhere except for where you live

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Let’s say hypothetically, you and Ben Shapiro got in a fight. Could you beat him? (No weapons, only fists)

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    What are some of your favourite movies ? - gimme 3 ! Favourite Ice cream flavour ?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 years ago

    I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh..... Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it's bland and plain, just like me.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Have you ever played Team Fortress 2?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Steam or no steam, and do you iron your socks?

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What's an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Why should we care about you? What's your favorite book?

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 years ago

    You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I'm just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!

    My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.

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    [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Have you read any good books lately?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    The important question is left handed or right handed? Do you know your hand privilege?

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