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Ninja turtles IRL (lemdro.id)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 23 points 3 years ago (2 children)

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    What is this quoted from lol

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Are you evil? Tell me how’s your laugh?? I’m seeking someone with a troubled past.

    Destroy the world is all you will desire and it’s pic for pic - your face, and I’ll reply.

    (Goddamn I could hear your comment . . )

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    • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Man, this would be a cool TV show. They just need some ninja suits and learn some martial arts.

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    • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Samurai: Man I friggin hate turtles. Off to the sewer I go.

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    To be fair, their sewer home was pretty cozy and well furnished.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Only because we can't smell a TV show.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The million dollar idea! Smell-o-sense TV! I still stand by the my statement that the Ninja Turtle's home looked cozy, I can't speak to the aroma. Depending on the iteration of the turtles, sometimes it's more of an abandoned subway station and not a raw sewage system.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago*

    And because of the TV rule that every protagonist home must be unrealistically spacious and well-appointed compared to their stated income bracket and other factors. Unless the protagonist is canonically rich af, then they just play it straight.

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    • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Radical

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    i’d take that deal

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Only if I get to be angsty and practice ninjitsu

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    [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    They’re so cute 🥹 I would def watch the live-action remake.

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    [–] 0 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Splinter was a human.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

    You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.

    You're not correct either.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I like the "splinter was a human" versions better. Despite everything absurd in TMNT, it's how easily he just learns ninjitsu that seems impossible to me. In one version he learns it from a single book in the sewers!

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