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Batman sucks at his job (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago) by to c/movies@hexbear.net
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You've been punching criminals for decades now it's clearly not solving the problem.

You suck at stopping crime, Batman.

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[–] 1 point 5 years ago* (5 children)

Imagine using department of defense technology to stop a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for his kid's insulin lmao

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago (1 child)

    imagine using department of defense technology to stop help a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for obtain his kids insulin by [parody in minecraft] tho

    capeshit could be so much cooler if "heroes" werent objectively villains

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago

    I would like capeshit a lot more if there was a proletarian superhero. The story could be about an Amazon worker who is forced by Jeff Bezos to be a test subject in his project to genetically engineer the perfect warehouse worker. But the experiment goes wrong, instead of subjecting the worker to union busting propaganda, he gets exposed to an extensive library of revolutionary theory and becomes The Red Star, who uses his superhuman speed and strength to fight capitalism.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago (2 children)

    Imagine a Batman story from the "bad guys" perspective where all the "bad guys" were only trying to do things like feed their children/steal insulin for their family members because of a capitalist hellscape.

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    • [–] 1 point 5 years ago (2 children)

    it's leftist hack to say, but if Batman redistributed his wealth into the community, villains like the Penguin and Falcones wouldn't have a quarter of their control, and if Batman made public healthcare possible, perhaps even the more maniacal villains like Joker and Riddler wouldn't exist.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 years ago (1 child)

    Why is the riddler even a villain and not just like the worlds greatest creator of puzzles, crosswords and riddles?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 years ago

    He wanted to become a game designer, but a lack of ethics in game journalism made him cynical and bitter and drove him to a life of crime (radical feminist SJWs destroyed his lifelyhood just for making a puzzle-based lolicon dating simulator).

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    • [–] 1 point 5 years ago

    Poison Ivy is the real hero

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