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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of Garrett Wang. He was introducing a Star Trek panel, a TNG panel if I remember correctly, and was talking to the audience a bit about his relationship with Star Trek. Said he watched it growing up but in his teenage years it phased out. Then he heard of TNG and turned it on. First episode? Code of Honor and he said "Okay. No thanks." Cut to a few years later and he sees TNG is on. Why not check it out, can't be as bad as it was before? It's Code of Honor again. Cut again to a couple years after that. He has an audition for Voyager coming up and he decides to watch some Star Trek for reference. Finds it on a channel and starts watching it. Code of Honor.

He ended the story by saying he credits Code of Honor for getting him the job because if he saw any other episode he'd be too much of a fanboy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny how she also wrote the worst StarGate episode.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ok yeah that one definitely wasn't great. I usually don't skip it though just because the utterly backwards logic in it is pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"I swear, it's not that ridiculous all the time..."

During TNG S1E4 Code of honor: "Yeah, it looks bad, but there's an important progressive message in there somewhere."

Enterprise pilot episode: "Ok, so Rick Burman had a bit of a horny streak, but it gets better."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ok, let's try another TNG episode then. Ooh look, this one is about a ghost!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Okay, fine. I'll try a movie. This one looks okay. Wait. Why are they in San Francisco? Why are they... are they stealing a fucking whale?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't go to San Francisco without thinking about the nuclear wessels. My husband is legitimately worried that I'll start asking random strangers about them.

Actually - considering the amount of unsolicited (and invariably wrong) advice we got from SF locals who saw us looking at transit maps and butted in to offer some friendly assistance... I may just do that at the next visit.

"Are you looking for Fisherman's Warf?"
"No."
"It's just down that way!" \
~~"I think we're good! Thanks for the help!"~~
"Actually, we're looking for nuclear wessels. Do you know where I can find nuclear wessels?"

\ He's right to be worried.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the first things I'd want to see in SF is the future site of Starfleet Academy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Judging by most of the shots, it will be where Fort Baker is now, in Marin.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh I'm not saying it isn't. Just going with the trope of "Star Trek is deep!" and then seeing something ridiculous. Wonderfully ridiculous, but ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thats actually my most rewatched Star Trek movie, its maybe not the "best" but its the funnest to watch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say it's the best. None of the other ones are at the top of their genres as far as action or dramatic sci-fi goes, but Star Trek IV is right up there with the best sci-fi comedies of all time.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What if he invented the thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Try recognizing the SF of 1986 compared to SF of 2023.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

bit of a horny streak

Frank Herbert has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair enough. Also, love the username. Beside the song itself, I'm always reminded of Gentlemen Broncos. Weird, great movie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gentlemen Broncos is such an underrated gem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gentlemen Broncos

Thanks guys! Had not heard of that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

John Norman has been cranking it in the chat for hours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So has Gene Roddenberry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Star Trek was always horny.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, I thought nothing could get worse than Beverly the ghost diddler bust I guess I was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's the episode that introduced Kahless and Surak to Star Trek lore.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I want to help you, George Washington? Even your dreams are square."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably actually Bizarro George Washington, then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Evidence that the musical episode is only like the seventh goofiest premise in Star Trek. And I'm not even counting anything from Lower Decks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was the 60's what do you want from them???

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I mean this is pretty true of any Star Trek series. DS9 from the 90s probably has the widest gulf between grim and goofy episodes; in one episode there's a war criminal who gloats about committing genocide and getting away with it, and another episode from the same season has the cast playing hopscotch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

“Alamarein”

dies of cringe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They never really resolved the tribble issue. I really want to know if they had to call in the Klingons to help get rid of them again after that episode

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All great sci fi has its moments of levity. People who can't or won't accept that, I don't know what to tell ya.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm all for it personally

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it funny that the events of modern day are hundreds of years past for the members of Starfleet, yet all of their cultural references and entertainment options revolve around our period?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Haha, and sometimes they even try to throw in some made up one to address that, and it sounds goofy.

"Famous leaders, such as Alexander the Great, Winston Churchill, and Xergon the Merciful!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

REAL SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BACK!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

that's right.