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[–] 88 points 2 years ago (7 children)

There's also Ulysses S. Grant. The "S" was apparently just a mistake on his enrollment at West Point. His birth name was Hiram Ulysses Grant. He tried to switch his first and middle names, but ended up with the initials USG instead of UHG.

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Ulysses-S-Grant

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    And then there's the odd case of "Thomas a Becket." Thomas Beket was never called Thomas a Becket in his lifetime. He apparently went by many names, one of which was "Beket," but never "a Becket."

    https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2023/research/thomas-a-becket-study/

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Is this the genesis of British "humour"? Thomas, a Becket, even got the name in the time of Shakespeare.

    Waiting for somebody to eviscerate me over British history, cause all I know is Monty Python.

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Homer Jay Simpson Or Homer J. Simpson

    If his name is S why is there a period... like an abbreviation.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    People are used to adding periods so they just add it in.

    Source: My middle name is a letter.

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    I had a friend like this in college. His name was AJ. That's it. Just the letters.

    Everyone in the department spent ages trying to guess what it stood for. I managed to glance his ID when we got lunch together once. His name was just AJ. There weren't even periods marking it as an abbreviation.

    Still haven't told anyone though

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  • [+] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My grandpa's name was Larry. I had always assumed it was short for Lawrence. I just found out recently like 8 years after he died that it wasn't even short for that. Apparently my illiterate great grandparents wanted to name him Larrington (which I'm 90% sure isn't even a first name in the lexicon). Apparently my great grandmother wanted him to grow up to be Larrington the Lawyer. My guess is that was a name of a local law firm she had heard of something because it definitely sounds like a surname that you would hear on a law office advert, (i.e. call Larrington and Mitchell). Turns out they couldn't spell Larrington and just decided to name him Larry for short. So his fucking birth certificate has a nickname on it for a name he wasn't even born as. My mind was fucking blown hearing this.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago*

    My dad's name was the shortened version of a longer name and he said teachers in the prestigious British high school he went to (he went on scholarship, he wasn't rich himself) continually insisted that his name must be the longer version no matter what he tried.

    He was also told, "children at this school go to Oxford or Cambridge" by his headmaster when he asked for a letter of recommendation when applying to Sheffield. He got into Sheffield anyway. Eventually got a PhD. Fuck that guy.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    That also reminds me of this one public speaker back in 30 A.D. Jesus H Christ. Apparently the H is just an H. Who woulda thought.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    J Moore, the Moore in the wildly used Boyer-Moore string search algorithm, has a first name of a single letter, J. It's not an abbreviation.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (20 children)

    I used to work with a guy that was from China. He only had a first in a last name. He was going to college here and the college required everyone to have a middle initial as part of their login. They just used his last initial as his middle initial.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Wait does everyone there have a middle name? I'm Dutch and I don't have a middle name. I figured that was quite common also in the English speaking world

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    A friend in high school had a middle name of "J"

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    Monkey D. Luffy type shit

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd tell people my middle name was "S" too if I were a boy middlenamed Sue. How do you do?!

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Harry "Cool S" Truman

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Back in the 90’s I worked for a guy whose first name is “H”.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    What a coincidence. I never knew this despite my penchant for useless trivia but just yesterday at an airport I overheard some high school kids asking each other trivial pursuit questions and this was one. The next day: this post. Uncanny.

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