Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail
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Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.
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And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.
Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
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joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person
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The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone
For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.
all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even
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