In space no one can hear us cream
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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I make sure my mic is keyed for these occasions
Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
This is fantastic.
I can't find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.
No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?
And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.
I don't know about penguins, but one could imagine some sort of beverage port on the suit and also waste disposal.
In space, no one can. Here, use cream.