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This guy made license plate scanning and facial recognition and other software to support the police state.
This guy made
he didn't do shit except pay others to do it while slapping his name on it and collecting the lucre.
Youre right of course.
I admit I also say "(billionaire grifter) made" quite often and have to catch myself too.
pay others to do it while slapping his name on it and collecting the lucre.
Made other people do it and stole the proceeds
Not that they were making anything noble ofc
The Steve Jobs model of disruptive innovation.
Um, excuse me? I don't see you creating jobs? Pick yourself up by the bootstraps, you're just jealous of his intellectual vim and vigor.
Putting the dunk in the dunk tank
Wishing them a very lost at sea
It had a crew of 10 people and 12 passengers, the Italian coast guard said. A sudden fierce storm had battered the area overnight, and struck the place precisely where the 56-meter (184-foot) British-flagged Bayesian had been moored.
Holy fuck he named his ship the Bayesian? Peak 
absolute uncritical support to comrade freak storm.
Bayesian
I HATE CAPITAL-R "RATIONALISTS" 
I HATE CAPITAL-R "RATIONALISTS"
The Disruptive Innovators of the world continue to demonstrate how repetitive and dull they really are with the same tired boring uses of their lucre. 
Lynch, who was acquitted in June in a big U.S. fraud trial
There’s no acquittal where he’s headed 
Poseidon demands more sacrifices, his hunger for the flesh of the rich is great.
Comrade Storm from the X-Men summoned a water spout and sank it.
Down came the Storm and flushed the bazingas out 
Didn't this exact same thing happen in the Wolf of the Wall Street movie?
I... will not die... sober!
Aaahahahaha hahaha die fucker!
Real Robert Maxwell hours
The "Lady Ghislaine" didn't sink though, Trump ended up buying it after Robert Maxwell's death iirc
"magnate" is such a pretentious word lol.
How about GURU 
killed by a waterspout on a whole big ass sea
like you can just move before it meanders its way to you at 3 mph
a tornado at night is functionally invisible, especially if it’s rain-wrapped and there are no arcs from breaking power lines. At best you can glimpse it in brief flashes when lightning silhouettes the funnel, like something out of a horror movie.
yeah i know. they were moored too was just doing a bit
been on a tornado kick anyways been watching lots of vids was just imagining one of those sedate EF0 equivilant non-torndaic waterspouts wiping out a big boat
I’m glad the baby was saved…
Weird freak weather event they encountered.
Wait a second I already saw this movie.
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
huh.. well i guess you can take it with you when you die
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