The_Vegan_Dunk_Tank

Telling all my loved ones that my life is barren and unfulfilled because I have to eat vegetables instead of flesh.

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[–] 4 points 5 years ago (2 children)

I’m British and I can make tofu taste good, what the fuck is wrong with her

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  • [–] 3 points 5 years ago (2 children)

    This is incredibly stupid, even from a non-vegan perspective. God damn Contra really never did care about anything other than herself from the beginning, did she?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 years ago (1 child)

    lol I eat way tastier food as a vegan because I had to learn to cook. That includes tofu.

    Feels like Natalie is searching for conflict just to stay relevant.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 years ago (2 children)

    Now we can look forward to a 4 hour video essay where she compares people criticizing this tweet to the Romanovs getting shot.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 years ago (1 child)

    Tofu doesn't even have to be a meat replacement, it's a good and important ingredient in its own right

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  • [–] 2 points 5 years ago

    I'm vegan but ngl I'm raging at this persons shit palate. Tell me you're an American that can only eat beige without saying it

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  • [–] 2 points 5 years ago

    There are more varieties of fruits and vegetables on Earth than any one person could ever eat in a lifetime.

    But I guess that still counts as deprivation!

    :agony-soviet:

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  • [–] 2 points 5 years ago* (4 children)

    I like tofu. It's great in pad thai, stir fry, tofu scrambles are pretty dope too. Like it isn't exactly an obscure vegan thing, there are a ton of common east Asian dishes that incorporate it and are all pretty good. Contrapoints is also someone that would know that, not like she's from a small town that wouldn't have a decent Thai or Chinese place. This feels purely to get a rise out of people, especially that needlessly aggressive last tweet.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 years ago (3 children)

    not like she’s from a small town that wouldn’t have a decent Thai or Chinese place.

    Ouch. This feels needlessly classist.

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  • [+] 1 point 5 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago

    It's the 21st century and there are still people out there, in major western cities even, with access to all the wonderful foods the world has to offer, there are still people eating literal body parts like it's the iron age or some apocalyptic fan fiction scenario.

    "Hi I'm a major youtubist and I can choose to eat anything in the world. I will eat the snout off a pig's face every day and be smug about it."

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago* (last edited 5 years ago)

    You know what is entirely tasteless and has a texture so bad, it is practically inedible on its own? Wheat flour.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago*

    Not that she doesnt have a mountain of shitty takes by this point but are people in the left still supporting contra points after the "uhmm sweety actualy communism and revolutions happen and are pushed because the poors envy the rich" thing

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago*

    "If I can't have treats this aint my revolution"

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago

    When you don't know how to cook.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 years ago

    This reads like a JBP bit

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  • [–] 0 points 5 years ago (4 children)

    I find it impossible to believe that anyone actually likes meat. What do you like about it, the inedible gristle or the risk of foodborne illness?

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  • [–] 0 points 5 years ago (3 children)

    They season the shit out of it. Otherwise it's bland, oily, and unpleasant to eat.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 years ago (2 children)

    nsfv

    spoiler___my dad eats it raw with just salt and pepper so it can be done

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