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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Lmao this is gonna get out of hand fast

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All previously played moves get played again.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I choose to believe that this includes all moves from all games across time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So that's what happens on the last line, I see

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Castle with the enemy rook.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Road construction from B4 to D4

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Queen levitates to z-axis + 1

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

All bishops found a church on B5

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Knight moves to C-2, black responds by expanding the chessboard with rook to H11.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Add an extra column to the right side of the board.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

an entirely separate game of Go plays out on the corners of the tiles

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Pawns form a union and are no longer willing to work for the man.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

White goes straight for the ICBM.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Both kings commit seppuku

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

White resigns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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The black pieces become the white pieces and vice versa.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Knight to i0

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Divides by zero.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Furthest white pawn puts a bomb 1 block front (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

En Passaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kings meet in middle of board for peace treaty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Then weapons are donated to one side from a game of Warhammer 40k being played on another table.

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Aircraft door to the b737 square

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The pawn on e2 moves to e4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

White king’s bishop to black queen lunar lander

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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White queen's knight to e8

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Evil d4 >:3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

White queen to e1

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