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[–] 74 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    All previously played moves get played again.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Castle with the enemy rook.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Road construction from B4 to D4

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Queen levitates to z-axis + 1

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    All bishops found a church on B5

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    Knight moves to C-2, black responds by expanding the chessboard with rook to H11.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Add an extra column to the right side of the board.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    an entirely separate game of Go plays out on the corners of the tiles

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Pawns form a union and are no longer willing to work for the man.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    White goes straight for the ICBM.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Both kings commit seppuku

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    White resigns.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    The black pieces become the white pieces and vice versa.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Knight to i0

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    Divides by zero.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Furthest white pawn puts a bomb 1 block front (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    En Passaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Kings meet in middle of board for peace treaty.

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    Aircraft door to the b737 square

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The pawn on e2 moves to e4

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    White king’s bishop to black queen lunar lander

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    White queen's knight to e8

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Evil d4 >:3

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    White queen to e1

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