Well this is going in my "basics of networking" presentation.

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

So TCP ACK is the backwash?

I love slut protocols.

Open all ports: Bukkake?

Surprisingly accurate

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it's not really even a joke.

UDP cares about the target, it doesn't care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won't drop packets intentionally or TCP don't prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices