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[–] 131 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog is left alone and not sexualized for like....10 minutes.

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  • [–] 73 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

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  • [–] 79 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The day I found out that our intern was a furry was the day I realized the weirdos are finally winning.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Mayor in the bathroom scene from Fight Club, but it's furries instead of just a group of men having a mid-life crisis

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

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    A+ on the imagery alone, but through all the sexual metaphors I wasn't able to tell who the actual characters were in this story...? Is it a plane and another plane?

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    This picture is basically the homepage on bluesky.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    So north korea is trying to set us back to the 1970?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It would level the playing field.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    Its weird seeing a meme and knowing several people in it.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wait is it the lack of MLP that delays Linux or is it the only being delayed up to a month because of the lack of mlp

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Definite arch territory.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Imagine the smell on that plane

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