Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion

Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!

I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4

And they will be valuable if they can sell them in the next 4 to 6 hours!

.... aaaaaaand now they're all mush.

I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!

I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!

They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.

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