That OP, he's a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

Yet somehow the hotel towels are several times better at actually drying than my thick luxurious towels at home

Always know where your towel is

When you shop for towels, don't get a towel, get a "bath sheet". They are XL towels

Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.

Growing up, all the towels we had at home were stolen from hotels.

I would love to know which god-tier cushiony towels you are using at home!

Has anyone noticed hotels are also giving you less towels overall? Last hotel I stayed at I got one bathtowel, one hand towel and a washcloth. Guess If I spill anything I'll just clean it with the bath mat?

Same with toilet paper ply.

I have had to stay in a lot of hotels and the good the bad and the disgusting, it doesn't matter.

I am bringing my own fucking towel. You can say "stay at a nicer place" all you want. but those who can afford those places, are also those who can affod to be the sickest, most perverted fuckers out there and employees that give far less a fuck's worth of care.

Two stories:

The last time I stayed in a Motel 6, maybe 35 years ago, the towel was practically tissue paper.

I once delivered a box of towels to the Senate Club at the Forum (back when the Lakers played there), and wow did I ever see how the wealthy live! Those were the biggest, most luxurious towels I’ve ever felt.

This, but my pillow. Since I learned how amazing latex foam pillows are, I've had a hard time sleeping on regular pillows ever since.

Why are they heavy tho? I have a much thicker towel at home but it's much lighter than hotel's.

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

I think you're supposed to bring your towel

TF you mean sometimes? Haven't you read the manual?

You and your hotel both use books as towels?

This is how I feel about pillows

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