If I wasn't an atheist I would fully believe he is the actual anti-christ.

Just as god hath used imperfect vessels to proclaim his perfect message in the past, so he shall useth them now and in the future. /s

MAGAts be like:

"I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive."

Romans 16:17-18

If only MAGA Republicans could read, they'd have seen this coming.

HOLY SHIT. I'm a fucking Atheist, and this is offensive and sacrilegious to me

And Jesus said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

With trump, god is testing Christians, and they fail every time.

The grift that keeps on grifting.

Besides a King James Version translation, it includes copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as a handwritten chorus of the famous Greenwood song.

Of course he used the KJV. The version that no modern Christian couldn't read if they wanted to and the version that basically every fundamentalist Christian has on their bookshelf and never opens.

He always looks like a fragile child trying to look mean.

Are they all printed upside down?

Assuming a 50% markup, he'll only need to sell 5.8 million of them to cover the latest bond requirement.

'Think he can do it in time?

Jesus would literally whip a motherfucker over this

I wish he’d just hurry up and exile himself to Belarus so I could win the office pool already, gosh.

He missed a real opportunity there to make some additional money while selling Bibles for $66.66 or $69.

Supply side Jesus is making another appearance… https://youtu.be/Gc-LJ_3VbUA

The perfect gift for someone whose heart is currently burning in hell.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

Matt. 6:21

The War on Christmas, now in March!

Fun observation of the day:

You can buy a hard-cover bound King James V bible from Barns and Noble for $22.50.

Jesus took a long weekend for our sins.

Lol broke bitch

Straight up “Mark of the Beast.”

I thought this was an onion article.

Put a chin strap on that hair!

Is that a really big Bible or ....

The cover better be sexy blonde haired blue eyed Jesus wearing nothing but the American flag ✝️ /s

I hope he goes bankrupt and loses everything - just like all lower class people will if the GOP gets their way.