(I know this is about Rifftrax, but we don't have a Rifftrax community.)
ROFLMAO! You literally appealed to a bot to try and circumnavigate your incoherence?
Holy crap... even the "wall-of-text" arguments tankies use is less sad than this. The white liberals trying to justify white supremacism by appealing to dictionary descriptions is less sad than this.
Good job breaking it, hero.