1077
mycology (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
81 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 126 points 2 years ago (9 children)

This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • hideshow 9 child comments
    •
  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 7 child comments
    •
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
    •
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Well there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

    It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •