Sticking my finger into the coin return of every pay phone
do you remember being told the urban legends about evil drug dealers putting "needles of drugs" in the coin return slots so you'd poke yourself checking for coins and "get high" and then "be addicted" so you'd have to buy from them? lmao
same place the urban legends about people putting "drug needles" into candybars on Halloween to hand out came from, I figure