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Palworld Dev Says Massive Profits Are ‘Too Big for a Studio With Our Size to Handle’ (www.ign.com)

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

AAAAAHHH!!!!

I'm getting too much money!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This shit don't mean nothing to me, man.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Haters in shambles. They stay pickin' the corn out of my shit. This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species. I got Midas touch, fuck boi! Bitch so bad, I made her shit in my chopped cheese. I'm at the bank about to withdraw all of it. These Valentinos are from Milan, you fucking idiot. That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility, got me in a state of rigor mortis. Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive.