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[–] 284 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tell me that you are American without telling me you are American

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  • [+] -49 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Ok.

    "Hey. Come over and get some BBQ and food that doesn't look like sad beans. We can talk about how boring a soccer game is when one team leads and they just play keep away for 40 minutes. Man, this corn on the cob is so good. Sure glad my teeth are straight so I can eat it super easy. Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture? How about the internet?"

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago*

    We can talk about how boring a soccer game

    The nation's "national passtime" is baseball lmao I don't think we have a leg to stand on there bud.

    Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture?

    Also you seem to be saying this as though it's a good thing...

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Found the American

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you'll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn't just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you'll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.

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  • [+] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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